Sawyer? What do you think Sage would like for Christmas?
I think she'd like a toy spider.
Hmmm...that sounds like something YOU would like. Well, what do you think we should get for Daddy?
Nothing! Daddy doesn't need presents.
No presents for Daddy?
Umm..Maybe a big boy bike.
Sage? What should we get for Daddy?
A yellow horsie!
The only thing he loves more than treats - [image: firestarter] Well, shit. I just googled DOG SKIN CANCER and now I'd like my memory erased.
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