Wednesday, January 23, 2008

You know you're a Mommy when..

You look over at your sleeve and you notice there's a fresh string of snot on it, almost like a snail trail. And it's not yours.

If you know your son falling asleep on the couch 20 minutes before dinner is NOT a good thing.

Your daughter thinks you are always in pajamas...because lately, you are.

Anybody else got any?

12 comments:

Dorothy said...

You get "stared out" of Target by every single person in the aisle as you walk by with your screaming baby.

Melissa said...

You know your a Mommy when... Going to the bathroom becomes a spectator sport.

Dawn said...

Having dental work done is "a break" and not simply an appointment.

Cheryl said...

Dorothy! How's it going? Hey, I'm sure you just forgot to feed your baby. I mean, if we didn't have complete strangers reminded us that our baby MUST be hungry, how would we ever remember to do it? LOL

Melissa - HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dawn - That is scary. And oh - so true!

These are so funny - keep them coming!

Mely said...

you can't have a conversation on the phone without being interrupted!

Cheryl said...

Mely - yeah, I know about that one!

Amy said...

You know you're a mommy when ... you hide in the panty eating chocolate so you do not have to share!!

Cheryl said...

Amy - Yes! I do that too! LOL

Jen C said...

Your breakfast consists of one of the following:

a) Frozen toaster waffle and Ovaltine (b/c that's what the kids are having)

b) coffee (b/c that's all that you have time for since you had to get the kids ready for school)

c) nothing (b/c you let your kids have the last toaster waffle and you can't have toast b/c you used the last of the bread for sandwiches for their lunches)

Dorothy said...

OMG Dawn, that is so funny!

Julie said...

You know your a mommy when... during the day you find yourself humming the lyrics to "Wow Wow Wubzy" and "Miffy and Friends" rather than the latest alternative rock band. ;-)

Cheryl said...

JenC - Wha? Breakfast? That sounds familiar.. LOL

Julie - YES! I found myself singing SuperWhy at the grocery the other day - and I was ALONE!

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