Sage is, shall we say, unimpressed. She laughs at yelling. Giggles at timeout. Nothing phases this girl (altho, throwing her into her crib instead of on the naughty step tonight did suprise her, so score one for Mommy!).
We were reading books on the couch, and, as Sage refuses to let me actually read to her (I do it, Mommy!), she was crawling off and on me as Sawyer listened to me read Mike and the Steam Shovel (anyone read that one? anyone find it kind of weird that this grown man's best friend is a steam shovel named Maryanne? Discuss.).
Then, she decided I was paying too much attention to her brother. So she took a shot at my face.
Sawyer looked at her, leaned in and said "OH NO YOU DI-N'T!"
All that was missing was a head bob and snapping fingers.
Coping mechanisms - [image: boredom] A pro tip if your kid gets as monumentally bored as mine does.
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