You shoo your children into the garage to play so you can scarf down rice krispie treats without having to share...
You turn your back on your children while they are watching TV so you can suck down your 3 year-old's Frostee Jr. You get a case of brain freeze so bad you're sure your left eyeball is going to pop out of your head and hit the ceiling. Your 17 month-old spots the cup that you've put back on the table as if it contains a hairy poop and holds out her hand for the spoon. Your 17 month-old has her first taste of Frostee. Her teeth - and eyeballs - remain where they are supposed to be...
To reward yourself, you purchase the tee shirt pictured above, which comes complete with a pink rhinestone in a tooth.. You can order it here .
4 comments:
I am a bad momma too. I scarfed a bowl of ice cream down while my son watched TV.
Thought I would pop in and say HI. I feel like we are alike as I buy my son's shoes at Target too. :-)
Thanks for stopping by. Sometimes I feel like I'm too cheap for that board! ;)
Oh my gosh Cheryl, I MUST HAVE THIS SHIRT!!! :) Your post totally makes my day. Thanks for making me feel like a normal mommy after all.
Melissa - isn't that shirt the best? I was trying to decide between that one and the frequent flier one..
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