You look over at your sleeve and you notice there's a fresh string of snot on it, almost like a snail trail. And it's not yours.
If you know your son falling asleep on the couch 20 minutes before dinner is NOT a good thing.
Your daughter thinks you are always in pajamas...because lately, you are.
Anybody else got any?
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
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She wants her planet back. Woolfy – “Shooting Stars” Funny how his voice in
this song made me think he was singing ratchet instead of rapture. I heard
this...
2 years ago
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You get "stared out" of Target by every single person in the aisle as you walk by with your screaming baby.
You know your a Mommy when... Going to the bathroom becomes a spectator sport.
Having dental work done is "a break" and not simply an appointment.
Dorothy! How's it going? Hey, I'm sure you just forgot to feed your baby. I mean, if we didn't have complete strangers reminded us that our baby MUST be hungry, how would we ever remember to do it? LOL
Melissa - HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dawn - That is scary. And oh - so true!
These are so funny - keep them coming!
you can't have a conversation on the phone without being interrupted!
Mely - yeah, I know about that one!
You know you're a mommy when ... you hide in the panty eating chocolate so you do not have to share!!
Amy - Yes! I do that too! LOL
Your breakfast consists of one of the following:
a) Frozen toaster waffle and Ovaltine (b/c that's what the kids are having)
b) coffee (b/c that's all that you have time for since you had to get the kids ready for school)
c) nothing (b/c you let your kids have the last toaster waffle and you can't have toast b/c you used the last of the bread for sandwiches for their lunches)
OMG Dawn, that is so funny!
You know your a mommy when... during the day you find yourself humming the lyrics to "Wow Wow Wubzy" and "Miffy and Friends" rather than the latest alternative rock band. ;-)
JenC - Wha? Breakfast? That sounds familiar.. LOL
Julie - YES! I found myself singing SuperWhy at the grocery the other day - and I was ALONE!
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