Monday, September 15, 2008

Yeah, hello?

Excuse me, Second Trimester?

I'm wondering if perhaps you didn't get the message that, at just about 15 weeks, I'm in your realm.

I know you're busy, gestating the creature and all that, but if you could spare a moment or two, it'd be sooooo great if you could possibly remember to give me that, you know, burst of energy? Because I'm still so exhausted I need a nap to recover from my nap. And I'm not clear that the Wild Cherry Pepsi I've been guzzling is really all that good for a developing fetus.

Also, and I don't mean to be a nag or anything, but I could REALLY do without the nausea, like the kind you dropped on me for the entire day of Sage's birthday party. Maybe it was your way of telling me to back away from the cupcakes. Next time, could you be a little more subtle?

I am really trying to get on board with this whole pregnancy thing. Frankly, it would be a whole lot easier if you would work with me.


I'll even promise to smile next time I tell someone I'm preggers.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.


Your Gracious Host


Anonymous said...

Sorry you are not feeling well! Oh, how I have been there.

Hang in and I hope the "Second Trimester Gods" hear your prayer.

the mangiafico family said...

hi's allison mangiafico, wendy's friend....didn't know you were pregnant, congrats!!!!!!

love your blog.... =)

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