You just never know who's going to be next to deliver lessons on morality.
Consider a new item at K Mart, home of the blue light special. There are lessons to be learned there, people. Lessons to be learned.
And yes, I just said K Mart.
They now sell sweat pants for juniors with the message: "True Love Waits".
Um...waits for what? Johnny Jock to stop staring at the words printed right across the ass in bright letters?
That's right. It's on the back - and the front. No fun either way.
Nothing says chastity like a trite meaningless missive. Or a pair of sweats from K Mart, for that matter. Not that I'm advocating ho-dom, but I doubt having that little reminder on Madison's or Emma's pants is going to help much when they're dropping them for Joe Gotrocks after the homecoming dance.
Surprisingly, the young mens department isn't selling them. I can just imagine what THEIR version would say (perhaps something along the lines of "I've got your True Love right here?").
K Mart actually denies the message was intended to support abstinence. This, despite saying right in the description that the pants have a "bold abstinence screen print."
Hey, it could be worse. It could be WalMart selling them.
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